Exquisite Corpse: ‘The Cat & Dog’ Aya

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There was a man walking in the street with a dog. The dog was the most stylish poodle imaginable. He was going to the dog contest to show his beautiful dog. The dog was was shy so this meant that he had to encourage the pooch. He tried to massage the dog to relax him but the dog bit him. The bite was so hard the man had to visit the hospital were he befriended a cat. He decided to have the cat and he got a plan to win a cat contest. The prize was 2,000,000 yen. With the prize he wanted to travel world with his dog and cat. They did so and eventually returned to their creators. They thanked them for having a happy life.

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Their happy life continued for many years. They were so rich that they ate too much everyday. This intake of food made them expand to the size of a small hot air balloon. The man’s shirts bottons popped and the dog and the cat were choked with their collar, To survive they took a deep breath. When they took a deep breath, their body got a bigger and the shirt and collars finally got broken. They where almost naked so they desperately sourght, seeking out shelter from the spectators. Before they found a shelter, they were found by a policeman so they ran around the town. This event became local folklore, and the Dog and Cat… with fat bodies a symbol of danger.

  • Created in 2017, Myogadani, Tokyo, Japan.

 

Exquisite Corpse: with Shiori Nishida (史織ちゃん)

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Shiori sings very naturally, but she needs to do it as much as possible. She wants to play the guitar well. She will, if Shiori-chan consults a panda, the panda will give her technique. I’d like to take panda to some coffee shop, in the coffee shop the Panda ordered marshmallows. Shiori ordered strawberries and sushi. Then after eating they flew to Hawaii and then flew to Brazil. Joining the samba, they danced, danced, and danced until the next day. They married and drank coffee forever.

二、

神保町には本がたくさん有ります。それで皆さんはとてもいい気分をくれた。いい気分だったら月までジャンプした。月で宇宙人はパテーイーをしたかもね。宇宙人はアボカドを食べています。そのアボカドは人間も大好きので、宇宙人と人間がめちゃめちゃものる。アボカド戦争は30年続いた。後で、プラネットはちょっと疲れただね。だから、仲のりすることにした。平和はジャーキちょんが瞑想を教えますから皆も深いイメージを貰えます。宇宙人はジャーキちょんの言うこを全て聞きます。ジャーキちょんは熊にならています。熊はネズミにならっています。動物園は皆の家になることができます。だから地球の人達は動物園に住むことにしました。確かに人々は変な動物だっから未来に大きなベッドで寝っている。大きなベッドはアフリカで買わなくてはならない。イケアでベッドと有名な肉団子を買えます。…だよぅ!

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In the Meiji period Japanese people had a secret Paul needs to disclose the truth to protect the world. But, Shiori knew that before he could do this he had to learn Japanese. To learn Japanese, he went to Africa. In Africa he discovered a magical French Lion called Deborah. Deborah said that Paul can’t learn Japanese without giving her Cécile. Yet, Paul asked himself, ‘Where the hell did Cécile come from? One moment ago she was living in Senkawa. Why am I giving Cécil to this French lion? Deborah said then “give me yogurt. Hmm hmm okay!! I will feed you chocolate cookie and marshmellow flavoured yogurt. She said ok! No, you should go to Hollywood the secret of Japanese will be there. Paul went to Hollywood searching for this secret. But, made a mistake and ended up in Bollywood. “No way! I have to go accross Collywood to Gollywood!!! So far !!! So far!! So far !!  So far far far far away !!